Meet Lucia — The Elegant, Naughty Dream Woman at Funhouse.


Lucia embodies timeless elegance and irresistible femininity — a naturally gorgeous, sophisticated seductress with a playful, naughty side that will have you coming back for more.
In her mid-30s and in the prime of her confidence and sensuality, Lucia is the ultimate embodiment of the “older woman fantasy” — the woman you always dreamed of but never thought you’d meet. She’s sophisticated, warm, and effortlessly sexy, making every moment feel authentic and deeply satisfying.
Slim, toned, and full of energy, Lucia is well-read, well-traveled, and the perfect companion for longer bookings that allow for deep connection and exploration. But don’t worry — she’s just as captivating in a shorter, fiery tryst.
Lucia offers the full spectrum of experiences: a passionate, affectionate GFE; a raunchy, uninhibited PSE; or a kinky GFE session that will leave you breathless. She’s also happy to play with couples and welcomes foot fetish admirers who want to adore her beautifully manicured feet.
If you’re lucky enough to see Lucia available, book immediately — her visits are rare, and she’s in high demand.
Lucia’s Details
- Age: 33
- Size: 6
- Height: 5’4”
- Bust: 32B
- Hair: Long brunette
- Eyes: Green
- Nationality: NZ European
- Tattoos: Small
Available Services
- GFE (Girlfriend Experience)
- PSE (Porn Star Experience)
- Kinky GFE
- Naked massage
- Massage extras
- Couples
- Foot fetish
- All bodies
Rates
- 30 mins: $430
- 45 mins: $520
- 1 hour: $600
- 75 mins: $750
- 90 mins: $900
- 2 hours: $1200
- 1 hour massage: $300
- Massage extras: POA
- PSE / Kinky GFE: +$100
- Couples: POA
- Doubles: POA
- Foot fetish: POA
- One-off $80 hotel outcall fee
- +2% per hour by card
- Bank transfer: no fee
Why Choose Lucia?
Lucia is not just another beautiful woman — she is an unforgettable experience. Her mix of refined class and adventurous sensuality makes her a top choice for those seeking more than just a quick encounter. Whether you’re looking for a gentle, passionate GFE, a wild PSE, or a kinky, intimate exploration, Lucia delivers it all with style and genuine warmth.
Her availability is limited and she books out quickly, so don’t hesitate to secure your moment with this exceptional woman.














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